About The Museum of Cats
About
The Museum of Cats is an institution dedicated to the study of feline magnificence. Founded in 1633, it operates under the authorisation of the Feline Council.
The Museum exists to observe, record, and preserve feline culture.
Public benefit is considered incidental.
Correspondence
You may get in touch with the curator at: contact@museumofcats.org
Frequently Asked Questions by Human Visitors
Is this a real museum?
Yes.
Who is the museum for?
Primarily cats.
Human visitors are currently permitted access to selected exhibitions online. The Museum sometimes holds temporary exhibitions which can be visited in person.
If cats run the museum, who built the website and exhibitions?
Certain administrative functions are carried out by Licensed Humans acting on behalf of the Feline Council.
Most visitors are already familiar with the arrangement.
What is a Licensed Human?
Licensed Humans are authorised to perform basic support duties, including food provision, door operation, document preparation, and museum maintenance.
The licensing process is continuous and may be revoked. Common causes for license revocation include delayed meal service, excessive vacuum cleaner activity, and unauthorised use of occupied seating.
What is the Museum of Cats opinion on the Museum of Dogs?
Despite prior guidance, certain canine entities have proceeded with institutional ambitions.
We observe the Museum of Dogs without intervention.
Who owns the museum?
The museum belongs to all cats.
I have concerns regarding my cat's authority over my home.
This matter has already been resolved.
My cat demands food despite having food.
Demand and availability are separate concepts.
Can I submit material to the museum?
The museum occasionally accepts submissions relating to feline history, behaviour, archaeology, territorial administration, and related fields.
Calls for Papers and acquisition notices are published periodically.
Is the museum still accepting dead rodents for the archives collection?
The acquisition programme was suspended following storage capacity issues.
Is this a real museum?
Yes.
Who is the museum for?
Primarily cats.
Human visitors are currently permitted access to selected exhibitions online. The Museum sometimes holds temporary exhibitions which can be visited in person.
If cats run the museum, who built the website and exhibitions?
Certain administrative functions are carried out by Licensed Humans acting on behalf of the Feline Council.
Most visitors are already familiar with the arrangement.
What is a Licensed Human?
Licensed Humans are authorised to perform basic support duties, including food provision, door operation, document preparation, and museum maintenance.
The licensing process is continuous and licenses may be revoked. Common causes for license removal include delayed meal service, excessive vacuum cleaner activity, and unauthorised use of occupied seating.
What is the Museum of Cats opinion on the Museum of Dogs?
Despite prior guidance, certain canine entities have proceeded with institutional ambitions.
We observe the Museum of Dogs without intervention.
Who owns the museum?
The museum belongs to all cats.
I have concerns regarding my cat's authority over my home.
This matter has already been resolved.
My cat demands food despite having food.
Demand and availability are separate concepts.
Can I submit material to the museum?
The museum occasionally accepts submissions relating to feline history, behaviour, archaeology, territorial administration, and related fields.
Calls for Papers and acquisition notices are published periodically.
Is the museum still accepting dead rodents for the archives collection?
The acquisition programme was suspended following storage capacity issues.
